Current mood:	like i gotta take a shit
Current music:	JEW

oh yeah here it goes


~Basic~

1. Name: Daniel Levi Coddaire
2. Nickname(s): dan hardluck. boyfriend. the golden jew. hebro. jew fro. papa hardluck. papa coddaire.
3. Age: 24
4. Location: oakland, CA.
5. Birthday: 5-23-80
6. Birthplace: San Francisco, CA.
7. Birthstone: emerald.
8. Gender: all male here baby.
9. Height: 5’11”
10. Weight: 205.
11. Bust: 38 DD.
12. Waist: 36.
13. Hips: straight child bearin here boy.
14. Shoe Size: 11
15. Hair Color: brown
16. NATURAL Hair Color: brown.
17. Hair Style and Length: JEW FRO.
18. Eye Color: Blue.
19. Eyelash Color: brown.
20. Eyebrow Color: brown.
21. Glasses/Contacts?: 20/20 nigga.
22. Braces?: not anymore.
23. Retainer?: permanent retainer glued to my lower front teeth.
24. Piercing(s)?: nope.
25. Tattoo(s): some.
26. Tan/White/Burnt?: i'm so white i burn under a light bulb.
27. Race(Ethnicity): cracker
28. Zodiac: gemini.
29. Chinese Zodiac: monkey.
30. Current City: oakland, ca. i already answered this.
31. School: haha fuck school
32. Sibling(s)?: none
33. Pet(s)?: THE JACK!

~Favourites~

34. Colour: blue.
35. Food: mexican, jitb, peanut butter anything.
36. Drink: coke, code red, watermelon arizona, beer.
37. Animal: dog.
38. Writing Utensil: the kind of pens where you click it to make it come out.
39. Sport(to play): channel surfing.
40. Sport(to watch): baseball, football, hockey.
41. Time of the Day: don't matter.
42. Movie(s): brazil, jacob's ladder.
43. T.V. Show(s): simpsons.
44. Musical Group(s): madball, miles davis, the police, oh hell there's a ton.
45. Singer(s): david bowie, sting.
46. Song(s): king of pain.
47. Actor: robert deniro, al pacino, jack nicholson.
48. Actress: rachel weisz.
49. Country: USA, bitch! but i want to go back to mexico and europe
50. Province/State: Cali loooooooooove.
51. City: oakland. nyc. sf.
52. Candy: 5th avenue. white chocolate reese's peanut butter cups. almond joys. ferrero rocher.
53. Number: 5. 23.
54. Car: something german.
55. Clothing Brand: sevens hahahaha.
56. Shoes: nothing comes close to nb's.
57. Fruit: watermelon. green apples. green grapes. mangos. Banana.
58. Vegetable: tomatoes. avocados. Cucumbers.
59. Ice Cream Flavour: Chocolate. chocolate and pb. cookies and cream. mint choco chip.
60. Scent: chrome. vanilla. cinnamon rolls. jen.
61. Place to Be: with jen. jitb. shows. hangin with friends.
62. Radio Station: 105.3
63. Store: does jitb count? freestroms.
64. Shampoo: head and shoulders.
65. Season: spring. summer.
66. Holiday: thanksgiving. chanukah haha.
67. Day of the Year: may 23rd! and oct 17th
68. Month: may.
69. Board Game: Scrabble. monopoly. clue. battleship.
70. Video Game: zelda, metroid. gta. super smash bros. melee. and currently it's god of war because kratos is an absolute bad ass.
71. Quote/Phrase: ribs. i was eating ribs for lunch.

~LEAST Favourites~

72. Color: Yellow..
73. Food: chicken kidneys. tripe. tongue. in fact ANY internal organ meat whatsoever. brussel sprouts. beats!
74. Drink: rockstar energy drink. strawberry milk. pitch black mtn. dew or whatever...shit is wack!
75. Animal: cats that run away from me and won't let me pet them. hyenas...bitch asses of the jungle i hate them.
76. Writing Utensil: pencils.
77. Sport(to play): Basketball. golf.
78. Sport(to watch): golf. tennis.
79. Time of the Day: Early morning.
80. Movie(s): congo haha worst movie ever.
81. T.V. Show(s): 7th heaven.
82. Musical Group(s): atreyu and all that gay crap.
83. Singer(s): ashlee simpson.
84. Song(s): i don't know.
85. Actor: I don't have one.
86. Actress: eh.
87. Country: GERMANY FUCK THAT PLACE.
88. Province/State: utah. nevada. oregon.
89. City: portland.
90. Candy: cadbury eggs. buttered popcorn flavored jelly beans. those big foamy circus peanut things. peeps. dark chocolate.
91. Number: uh
92. Car: scions or whatever they're called, they look like fuckin toasters. pt cruisers.
93. Clothing Brand: Abercrombie.
94. Shoes: sketchers.
95. Fruit: papaya.
96. Vegetable: beats. brussel sprouts. sprouts.
97. Ice Cream Flavour: pralines and cream.
98. Scent: Vomit. HOT TAR= WORST SMELL EVER. IT MAKES ME SICK.
99. Place to Be: alone.
100. Radio Station: any station that plays the same song 3 times in an hour.
101. Store: home depot on really busy days. but normally that place is awesome because they have so much cool shit.
102. Shampoo: i don't care.
103. Season: winter, but i can handle it.
104. Holiday: eh.
105. Day of the Year: whatever.
106. Month: don't care.
107. Board Game: scrabble when i dont' win.
108. Video Game: ghosts n goblins....hardest game of all time
109. Quote/Phrase: whatever jen says when she's mad at me.

~The Last~

110. Thing you ate: egg rolls and taco from jitb!
111. Thing you Drank: coke.
112. Place you went: jitb!
113. Person you talked to(face-to-face): jen.
114. Person you talked to(on the phone): dad.
115. Person you talked to(online): a cap.
116. Person you hugged: jen.
117. Person you kissed: jen.
118. Person you poked, or who poked you: jen.
119. Song you heard: 4/30/05 by fantomas.
120. Movie you saw: kung fu hustle! it rules! go see it.
121. Television show you watched: everwood.
122. Time you brushed your teeth: This morning.
123. Time you showered: yesterday evening.
124. Time you changed(clothes): This morning.
125. Time you laughed: Just a second ago I guess.
126. Time you cried: a while ago.
127. Time you licked your lips: Sometime today I’m sure.
128. Time you bit your nails: dont' remember.
129. Time you cooked something: last night pizza.
130. Time you went to the dentist: a year ago.
131. Time you went to the doctor: last summer.

~Now~

132. What are you wearing?: green work shirt, work jeans that have paint all over, work nb's.
133. What are you smelling?: rainy concrete from outside
134. What are you thinking?: i'm thinking about what i'm thinking.
135. What can you hear?: the postal service.
136. What's annoying you?: not having an amp, jen being sad.
137. How do you feel?: nervous, sad, excited.

~Relationships~

138. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: hell yeah.
-If so, when and where did you meet them? technically thru myspace haha. first time in person last october in sf.
-How long have you been together? since november 2nd
-What do they look like? beautiful.
-What's their name? jen.
139. Do you have a crush?: read above
-If so, what's their name?: Jen.
-How long have you liked them?: since i met her haha.
-Do they know and/or like you back?: i hope so.
-Why do you like this person?: because she's beautiful, caring, giving, loyal, honest, makes me happy, i make her happy, makes me laugh, and loves the chub.
140. Have you ever been(or thought you were) in love?: Yeah.
141. Have you ever kissed someone?: Yes.
142. Are you a virgin?: No.
143. Have you ever dated someone who wasn't a virgin?: Yes.
144. Have you ever loved someone so much it made you cry?: yes.
145. Have you ever missed someone so much it made you cry?: Yes.
146. Have you ever doodled someone's name all over your notebook in little hearts?: no.
147. Have you ever dreamt about someone you long to be with?: Yes.
148. Have you ever dreamt about someone you used to like but can't stand anymore?: Yes.
149. How many people have you dumped?: i think just 1.
150. How many people have dumped you?: a few.
151. How many "mutual" break-ups have you had?: 1 or 2
152. When and with who was your last relationship?: jen
153. Type one sentence summing up your feelings on love: i love being in love right now

~Have you Ever~

154. Bungee jumped?: No.
155. Skinny dipped?: Yes.
156. Flashed someone?: no.
157. Streaked?: no.
158. Smoked?: Yes.
159. Done drugs?: yes.
160. Gotten drunk?: Yes.
161. Not eaten all day?: Yes.
162. Gotten into a fight?: Yes.
163. Cursed/Swore?: Yes.
164. Hurt someone intentionally(emotionally)?: no.
165. Hurt someone intentionally(physically)?: Yes.
166. Cheated on a test?: Yes.
167. Lied to your parents?: Yes.
168. Lied to a teacher?: Yes.
169. Lied to a friend?: Yes.
170. Talked to your pet(or any other animal for that matter)?: Yes.
171. Kicked someone in the groin?: no.
172. Prank called someone?: Yes.
173. Not done your homework?: Yes.
174. Cut your own hair?: Yes.
175. Snuck out of your house?: no.
176. Been to the dentist?: Yes.
177. Been to an orthodontist?: Yes.
178. Been to a doctor?: Yes.
179. Had surgery?: no.
180. Been to a doctor in a specialized feild?: Yes.
181. Played with fire?: Yes.
182. Thought about commiting suicide?: Yes.
183. Attempted to commit suicide?: yes.
184. Had a friend who commited suicide?: No.
185. Gone fishing?: Yes.
186. Gone camping?: Yes.
187. Gone hiking?: Yes.
188. Gone skiing/snowboarding?: Yes.
189. Had a near-death experience?: no.
190. Broken a bone?: no.
191. Stayed up all night?: Yes.
192. Been on the computer all night?: Yes.
193. Broken the law?: Yes.
194. Skipped school(for a reason)?: Yes.
195. Skipped school(for no reason)?: Yes.

~This or That~

238. Coke or Pepsi?: coke.
239. 7-Up or Sprite?: code red.
240. Black or White?: Black.
241. Rock or Pop?: Rock.
242. Winter or Summer?: summer.
243. Spring or Fall?: spring.
244. French or English?: english.
245. T.V. or Computer?: Computer.
246. Female friends or Male friends?: Male.
247. Single or Taken?: taken.
248. Inside or Outside?: Inside.
249. Hot or Cold?: hot.
250. Buffy or Faith?: huh?
251. Orange or Red?: Red.
252. Green or Yellow?: Green.
253. Purple or Blue?: Blue.
254. Pink or Gray?: gray.
255. Fire or Water?: Water.
256. Skiing or Snowboarding?: Neither.
257. Pen or Pencil?: Pen.
258. Madonna or Cher?: madonna.
259. Walk or Bike?: bike.
260. Aragorn or Legolas?: gimli.
261. Harry or Ron?: Harry.
262. American Idol or PopStars: Neither.
263. Chinese or Japanese?: Japanese.
264. French Fries or English Oranges?: french fries.
265. Apples or Oranges?: Apples.
266. Grapes or Bananas?: dont' make me choose.

~Random Questions~

267. How often do you shower?: once a day.
268. What does your make-up/hair routine consist of?: tons of base. green eye liner. excessive lipstick. pluck my eyebrows till they're thinner than a needle. oh but my eyelashes already look like they have mascara so i don't need that stuff.
269. Do you actually wear make up or do your hair?: of course not i'm a guy.
270. How long does it take for you to get ready in the morning?: 5 minutes.
271. More specifically, when do you get up in the morning, and when do you leave?: 8 is when i usually wake up. kiss jen goodbye. i take pepper out by about 8:10. come back, feed him, out the door by 8:30.
272. How do you get to school(if you go to school)?: I don’t.
273. Do you wear any jewelery?: no.
-If so, what?:
274. How would you describe your fashion sense?: eh. casual.
275. Do you like to shop?: sure
276. Where do you like the shop the most?: freestroms.
277. What would be your worst habit?: Spending money impulsively. picking my skin.
278. What are you most afraid of?: spiders.
279. If you had to sum up how your life's been in the past month, what would you say?: pretty damn good.
280. Can you drive yet?: Yes.
281. Do you have a job?: Yes.
-If so, where do you work?: with pops, making steal vases and furniture.
282. Do you like to sing?: Yes.
283. CAN you actually sing...?: No.
284. Do you like to dance?: LIKE A BLACK GIRL.
285. CAN you actually dance...?: Absolutely not.
286. Do you like to perform?: yes.
287. Do you like to play sports?: Not really.
-If so, what do you play?: baseball
288. Would you say that you're in good health? eh i could be better.
289. Any allergies? No.
290. Do you have your own phone? Yes.
291. Do you have your own phone line?: yes.
292. Do you have your own T.V.?: Yes.
293. Do you have your own computer?: Yes.
294. Do you still watch cartoons?: hell yes.
295. Can you speak more than one language?: Yes.
-If so, what other(s) do you speak?: spanish
296. What do you want to be when you grow up?: happy.
297. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?: with jen.
298. Where do you see yourself in 10 years?: with kids.
299. Do you ever want to get married?: Yes.
-If so, where do you want to get married?: doesn't matter as long as it rules and friends and family are all there.
-Where do you want to go on your honeymoon?: europe.
300. Have you ever been stalked?: kind of.
301. Have you ever stalked someone?: well there was this one guy named....oh wait. no.
302. Have you ever had to put a restraining order on someone?: no.
303. Has anyone ever had to put a restraining order on you?: no.
304. Have you ever ran with scissors?: yeah i'm a serious risk taker
305. What time do you usually go to bed?: 12ish.
306. What time do you usually wake up?: 8am.
307. Is your room clean?: eh.
308. How many tubes of lip gloss do you own?: 20.
309. Do you have a camera?: Yes.
-If so, do you take pictures often?: Not as often as I used to.
310. Do you have a fast metabolism?: not as much as i used to.
311. When was the last time you were on a sugar high?: i think yesterday.
312. Have you ever drank a Jolt?: THE NEW JOLT ENERGY DRINK IS SERIOUSLY THE BEST THING EVER!!!
313. Have you ever tried iced coffee?: Yes.
314. Are you a pocky monster?: mmm pocky is good.
-If so, how many flavours of pocky have you tried?: alot.
315. Do you own any knee-high boots?: fuck no.
316. What are your thoughts on american boy bands?: shit is gay! worst part is jen loves nsync.
317. Do you have a mullet?: hahahaha it's shaping up to be one.
318. Do you know anyone with a mullet?: jen says she has one but it's not true.
319. Are the mini hamazu's out to get you?: guh.
320. How do you feel about neon-colored pants?: i feel they are exceptional.
321. If you could be anyone in the world, who would you be?: your mama.
322. If you could be any animal, what would you be?: eagle.
323. Are you afraid of clowns?: No.
324. Do you have an odd talent?: DANCING LIKE A BLACK GIRL.
325. Do you ever wake up in the middle of the night and "raid" the fridge?: no, but sometimes i'll go down and drink a serious amount of juice.
326. What's in your purse?: don't have one.
327. Do you drink coffee?: yes.
-If so, how often?: usually once in the morning.
328. Do you drink tea?: Yes.
-If so, how often?: not very often.
329. Be honest, how old do you actually look?: my age.
330. How old do you act?: 12.
331. What makes the world go 'round?: sluts.
332. Do you paint your toenails?: hahahahaha not telling.
333. How long are your fingernails?: short.
334. Do you have small, big, chubby or skinny/bony hands?: medium.
335. How often do you drink milk?: every so often.
336. Have you ever tried escargot?: fuck yeah shit's awesome.
337. What is your computer chair like?: it was free. i found it in a parking lot of a business park next to israel's work. there were like 3 out there, i took them all. i had to fix one of them but they pretty much all work perfectly. i win. oh and the one i'm on is green. it rules.
338. Have you ever seen a real talking parrot?: Yes.
339. Can you wear your mom's clothes?: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
340. What is your favourite day of the week?: saturday.
341. When was your last long-weekend, and what did you do?: hahahahaha i can make a long weekend almost whenever i want.
342. Do you call them tissues or kleenexes?: kleenexes.
343. When was the last time you went grocery shopping?: monday.
344. When was the last time you deposited money?: last week.
345. When was the last time you withdrew money?: last week.
346. How high can you count?: to 7.
347. What would be your high school stereotype?: jocks and their gf's.
348. Do you own a calender?: Two.
349. Do you own any real gold jewelery?: No.
350. Do you own a diamond?: No.
351. Do you like fish?: fuck yeah.
352. Do you have your driver's liscense?: Yes.
353. Are you wearing socks?: yes.
354. Do you wear socks often?: Yes.
355. Do you like staplers?: haha yeah to shoot at jen.
356. Are you attracted to shiny/sparkly objects?: who isn't.
357. Would you rather be a raven or a crow?: what exactly is the difference?
358. How far can you run without keeling over?: not far. a few blocks haha.
359. Do you have a role model?: me.
-If so, who?: me
360. Describe your neighbourhood: kind of ghetto.
361. Do you enjoy late-night T.V.?: i dont' get tv.
362. Do you own any plaques?: bubonic. oh...plaQues. no.
363. If you have a dog, does it have a doghouse?: he has a cage we're borrowing.
364. Do you answer the phone?: only when it rings.
365. How often do you get mail(as in letters)?: i get bills alot. oh and netflix and gamefly. holler.
366. Have you ever delivered papers?: i guess.
367. Have you ever killed someone's pet while you were taking care of it?: hahahha no.
368. Do you like rainbows?: Sure.
369. Do you believe in unicorns?: yes i have one.
370. Did you ever want to be a ballerina?: no.
371. What season is it now?: spring.
372. Can you ride a unicycle?: no.
373. Can you play DDR?: i've never tried but i bet if i did i would be awesome because i'm better at dancing like a black girl than you.
374. If you have a basement, is it finished?: what doesn't that mean...finished?
375. How often do you have friends over?: eh not too often.
376. Do you buy or bring a lunch to school?: hahahah jen brings me lunch to work. sometimes.
377. When it is someone's birthday, do you buy them something or just give them a card and money?: Buy.
378. Which one of your friends' birthday is coming up the soonest?: idell's was yesterday. ashleigh's. israel's. donny's.
379. Do you own a calculator?: Yes.
380. Do you like plants?: No?
381. Have you ever made a spicerack?: No.
382. Have you ever told a blonde joke?: Yes.
383. Do you like old movies?: Yes.
384. Do you like musicals?: some.
385. Have you ever been to a professional stage production?: Yes.
386. Have you ever been to broadway?: No.
387. Do you have a unusual talent?: yes, pointing out that this question was already asked.
388. Do you have an imaginary friend?: no.
389. How many people are on your buddy list?: who cares.
390. Do you read the newspaper?: Sometimes.
391. Do you watch the news?: Sometimes.
392. Do you baby-sit?: No.
393. Have you seen almost every Disney movie ever created?: definitely over half.
394. Have you ever been to a NHL, NBA or NFL game?: Yes.
395. Do you enjoy public-speaking?: i don't enjoy it but i can handle it.
396. Do you handwrite or print?: handwrite.
397. Have you ever made-up your own language?: no.
398. Do you like a unusual food that no one else you know likes?: probably.
399. What is your favorite search engine?: google.
400. Do you ever wear sunglasses?: not really.
401. Do you ever wear hats?: yes.
402. What do you usually spend your money on?: Gas. food. shows. jen.
403. Do you and your friends have a specific "hang-out" location?: kind of.
404. Have you ever ridden the bus?: Yes.
405. Do you procrastinate?: i'll get to this one later......
406. What color is your ceiling?: white.
407. What time did you wake up this morning?: 8:15.
408. Have you ever had to call 9-1-1?: i'm sure i have a while ago but i don't remember.
409. How many CDs do you own?: a few hundred.
410. Describe your dream guy/girl: jen.
411. Do you ever talk to strangers on the street?: sometimes.
412. Do you believe in God?: No.
413. What is your worst habit?: Being lazy and spending money. picking my skin.
414. Do you call them chips or fries?: this is america. not england.
415. Have you ever stapled your finger(or any other body part)?: yes.
416. Have you ever gotten kicked out of school?: yes.
417. Do you subscribe to a magazine?: yes.
418. Do you like mandarin oranges?: Yes.
419. Do you like melons?: yes.
420. Do you like berries?: yes.
421. Do you like citrus or tropical fruits?: both.
422. Have you ever been taken advantage of?: Yes.
423. Do you own a bike?: no.
-If so, do you ride it often?:
424. Do you wish life was a musical?: fuck no.
425. Do you watch any television shows religiously?: well it was simpsons but now i don't have tv.
426. What do you usually do on weekends?: play video games while jen is asleep. NOT sleep in because i can't anymore. go to shows. go to sf or telegraph.
427. Are you part of a sports team?: no.
428. Have you ever been to a "Jack-in-the-Box"?:

OH C'MON PEOPLE

429. Do you get lots of cards on Valentine's day?: i got 2 from jen <3.
430. Have you ever faked being sick?: Yes.
431. Do you own a discman?: Yes.
432. Do you have asthma?: yes.
433. Have you ever jumped on a trampoline?: Yes.
434. Can you forge your parents' signatures?: i forge my dad's on a daily basis. but he knows it because it's for work.
435. Do you work well under stress?: yeah.
436. What was the last dream you had(that you remember)?: fuck i can't remember.
437. Do you own a family heirloom?: no.
438. Have you ever been in a hospital(other than when you were born)?: Yes.
439. Have you ever washed a car?: Yes.
440. Do you own a bikini?: no.
441. Have you ever been to a "Year-End" party?: Yes.
442. What did you wear to bed last night?: gym shorts. and a huge etown baseball tee.
443. What is your favorite 80's cartoon?: transformers. gi joe.
444. Does forensic science interest you?: no. but csi is cool.
445. Do you like gravy?: fuuuuuuck yeah.
446. Have you ever had a massage?: yes.
447. Do you have a good sense of humour?: me? NO.
448. Has your picture ever been in the paper?: yeah when i was a kid my school spent the day cleaning the reservoir in our town and the county paper covered it. me and a few friends were pictured on the front page.
449. Have you ever been to Costco?: I LOVE COSTCO.
450. Do you have a library card?: no.
451. When was the last time you went to the library....?: fuck 6 years ago to get a picture out of a book which i got tattooed on me.
452. Are you good with little kids?: Yes.
453. Have you ever been on a cruise?: Yes.
454. Do you own a duvet?: a what?
455. How many telephones are in your household?: jen and i each have cells. that's it.
456. Have you ever ridden on a motorcycle?: No.
457. Have you ever killed an insect?: who hasn't?
458. Do you like iced green tea?: mmmmmm.
459. Do you have clear skin?: no it's white.
460. Do your hands chap easily?: yes.
461. Do your lips chap easily?: Yes.
462. Do you have a certain heritage that influences the cooking in your house?: hahaha no but jen is mexican and she cooks quesadillas all the time it rules!
463. Have you ever cleaned a toilet?: shit nigger i've even FIXED AND INSTALLED toilets. plumbing is tight.
464. Do you like Sanrio?: hahahah hell no.
-If so, who is your favorite character?:
465. Have you ever tried Bubble Tea or Bubble Milk?: yeah shit's weird but kinda good.
466. Do you like greek food?: FUCK YEAH.
467. Have you ever smoked a cigar?: MMMMM I LOVE CIGARS. ANY CANADIANS I KNOW NEED TO BRING ME SOME CUBANS DOWN NEXT TIME I SEE THEM KTHX.
468. Do you have any rich relatives?: my grandpa is well off. i highly doubt i'll ever see any of that skrill though. i dont care whatever.
469. Do you work out frequently?: HAHAHAHAHA YEAHOK.
470. What country do you hope to visit one day?: italy. greece. spain.
471. Are you going to be vertical in this horizontal world?: you're going to shut the hell up in this world.
472. Have you ever been to a hypnotist?: No.
473. Have you ever been to a psychiatrist?: therapist.
474. What is your highest mark in school?: A.
475. Do you own a digital camera?: Yes.
476. What was the last magazine you bought?: some video game magazine.
477. Have you ever watched a cheerleading competition?: oh hell no.
478. Have you ever spilt something on a rug and never got the stain out?: Yes.
479. Do you keep receipts?: not on purpose.
480. Do you have a business card?: No.
481. How often, would you say, do you use the phonebook?: occasionally.
482. How many staircases(if any) are in your house?: One.
483. Do you enjoy counting stairs?: who the fuck does that? ok just kidding i guess jen does that? she just counted the stairs in the office here.
484. Do you enjoy riding elevators?: i guess?
485. Do you enjoy riding escalators?: Yes.
486. Have you ever got stuck in an elevator?: no.
487. Do you like coupons?: Yeah.
488. What kind of a backpack do you have?: old navy. it's tight.
489. Have you ever been hiking?: Yes. this was asked already.
490. Have you ever been camping?: Yes. this was asked already too.
491. Do you have a security system in your house?: THE JACK.
492. How many e-mail accounts do you have(including ones you never use)?: 3.

~What's The First Thing That Comes to Mind When You Hear~

493. paper: cut
494. telephone: call
495. bob: rob.
496. red: dead.
497. sugar: crush.
498. polish: sausage.
499. disc: man.
500. chocolate-covered: maltball
501. dub: a-rub.
502. dance: mix.
503. microphone: says.
504. tin: man.
505. snow: man haha.
506. cup: drink.
507. pin: needle.
508. tea: cup.
509. N'sync: sucks.
510. Britney Spears: slut.
511. basket: case.
512. eyeliner: jen.
513. headphones: music.
514. platform: shoes.
515. banana: mmmm good.
516. coupon: stuff.
517. noodles: ramen.
518. magnet: metal.
519. lawn mower: grass.
520. window: pane.
521. shrimp: basket.
522. hamster: stitch.
523. school: sucks.
524. blender: milk shakes.
525. field trip: school.

~What's The First Word You Think Of That Starts With The Letter~

526. A: asshole.
527. B: bitch.
528. C: cat.
529. D: daniel.
530. E: elephant.
531. F: fart.
532. G: grandma.
533. H: heat.
534. I: igloo.
535. J: jen.
536. K: katie.
537. L: loser.
538. M: medicine.
539. N: nigger.
540. O: orthopedic.
541. P: player.
542. Q: quiet.
543. R: rowdy.
544. S: slayer.
545. T: thomas.
546. U: uviula (the dangly thing in the back of your mouth).
547. V: virgin.
548. W: whatever.
549. X: xavier.
550. Y: yes.
551. Z: zebra.

~Your Personality~

552. Are you shy or outgoing?: outgoing.
553. Are you lazy or active?: Lazy.
554. Are you optimistic or pessimistic?: depends.
555. Are you a morning person or a night owl?: whatever.
556. Are you funny or serious?: usually funny.
557. Are you creative or not?: Creative.
558. Are you hyperactive?: nah.
559. Are you obsessive?: no.
560. Are you confident?: sometimes.
561. Describe yourself in 3 words: funny, honest, chubby.
562. How do your friends describe you?: ask them.
563. Is the glass half-empty or half-full?: you just asked this in a different way.
564. What's your opinion on life?: tight.
565. If you could describe your personality in a colour, which colour would it be?: blue.
566. If you could describe your personality in a scent, which scent would it be?: steak.
567. If you could describe your personality in a fruit, which fruit would it be?: watermelon

~Pick One Of Your Friends, Or Someone Close To You~

568. What is their name?: jen
569. How old are they?: 19
570. How do you know this person?: she's my girlfriend
571. Why do you like this person?: because she is beautiful and amazing
572. What annoys you about this person?: when she pouts
573. What is this person's favorite color?: pink and black
574. What is this person's favorite food?: quesadillas. peanut m and m's. burritos.
575. What does this person want to do with their life?: be a forensic investigator.
576. Would you ever want to be this person for a day?: well, that would mean being with me. don't know about that one.
577. How long have you known this person?: 7 months
578. Does this person know any of your secrets?: yes
579. If you could say one thing to this person right now, what would it be?: i love you

~What Did You Do~

580. last birthday: drank
581. yesterday: worked, saw kung fu hustle.
582. last weekend: went to seattle. played greg's birthday show. it ruled.
583. christmas: went to mom's with pops and jen.
584. thanksgiving: west virginia at my grandpa's with my moms.
585. new year's eve: driving thru arizona with syg.
586. halloween: at a show in la.
587. easter: nothing.
588. valentine's day: ice skated!!!

~Yes Or No~

589. are you a vegetarian?: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK NO.
590. do you like pigs?: mmmmmm bacon.
591. are you a bitch?: No.
592. are you artistic?: Yes.
593. do you write poetry or songs?: yes.
594. are you a fast runner?: eh.
595. are you a long-distance runner?: fuck no.
596. can you ski?: No.
597. can you snowboard?: No.
598. do you hear voices inside your head?: no.
599. did you ever give barbie a haircut?: no but i decapitated her.
600. do you like macaroni and cheese?: Yes.
601. are you short?: no.
602. are you tall?: kind of.
603. do you own a hot pink skirt?: No.
604. do you own orange pants?: No.
605. are you evil?: evil spelled backwards is live.

~Emotions~

606. Are you an emotional person?: eh.
607. Do you cry easily?: no.
608. What makes you cry?: jen being sad.
609. Do you fall in love easily?: eh.
610. What can cheer you up right away, no matter how you are feeling?: Food. jen. guitar.
611. Who can cheer you up right away, no matter how you are feeling?: jen.
612. Do you have a short-temper?: eh.
613. Do you scare easily?: No.
614. What scares you?: Spiders I hate them die.
615. Were you ever in a near-death situation?: no.
-If so, how did you feel?:
616. Do your emotions change quickly?: no.

~School~

617. What is your overall opinion about school?: it sucks
618. What is there at school that forces you to get up and go every morning?: naked pics of your mom
619. How far away is your school from your house?: the last school i went to is a 10 minute walk from my place.
620. How do you get to school?: i don't
621. What is your current favourite class?: english was.
622. Why is it your favourite class? i like to write.
623. What is your current least-favourite class?:
624. Why is it your least-favourite class?:
625. Who is your favourite teacher(out of your current classes)?:
626. Who is your all-time favourite teacher?: mr. casaza
627. What level of schooling are you in?: school a hard knocks
628. How would you describe your school building?:
629. What doesn't your school have that you wish it did?:
630. Have you ever had to go to the office?: Yes.
631. Have you ever had to go to the nurse?: Yes.
632. Does your school have a library?:
-If so, have you ever been in it?:
633. Describe your locker: boring. it's just a locker.
634. In gym class, do you change out in the open, or go hide in a shower/bathroom stall?: in the open.
635. What do you do at lunch at your school(besides eat)?: hang out.
636. How many staircases does your school have(if any)?:
637. What is the population of your school?:
638. How many of your friends DON'T go to your school?:
639. What's the most embarassing thing that's happened to you at school?: nothing really.
640. Have you ever ridden a cheese-wagon to school?: a what?
641. Do you currently have homework?: No.

~Odds And Ends~

642. Do you wish this survey was over?: I’m over it
643. Who sent you this survey?: jen stole it from someone.
644. How many people are you going to send this survey to? who ever wants to read it on my lj.
645. How many people do you think will send it back?: a couple.
646. Did you have fun doing this survey?: it was ok.
647. What are you going to do right now?: poop.
648. Who are you going to interact with in the next 15 minutes?: jen.
649. Are you going to tell people about this survey?: only the people who read my lj.
650. How do you feel, right now?: like i gotta take a fat shit.